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Your Menu, Eaten by Every Kind of Diner

Upload your restaurant menu and get reactions from every table — the foodie, the tourist, the parent with a picky kid, the food critic, and the person who just wants to know if there’s parking.

⭐ Mock Yelp Review: Get a mock 2-sentence Yelp review based on your menu alone — before a real one appears.

How It Works

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Upload your menu
PDF, photo, or text — however your menu exists today.
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Choose your diners
Pick a single diner, a curated table, or build your own group.
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Get real reactions
They will order, complain, rave, and tell you what is confusing, missing, or overpriced.

Seat a Table

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The Four-Top
First-time visitor, regular who brings friends, person with severe allergies, and a food influencer deciding if it’s “content-worthy.”
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The Critics Table
Local food critic, Michelin-style inspector, Yelp power reviewer, and an “is this authentic?” purist.
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The Business Review
Restaurant consultant (margins), menu psychologist (layout), sommelier (pairings), and a competing restaurant owner.
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The Nightmare Scenarios
Vegan at a steakhouse, tourist who doesn’t speak English well, parent with screaming toddler, and a first date trying to look sophisticated.
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All Diner Personas

17 diner personas available — pick one or build your own table.

Carlos Hernandez Rivas -- Restaurant Worker, Columbia Heights, Washington DC
General Diner
> **Template:** Operator (User Persona) > **Source reliability:** Fictional composite -- representative of Salvadoran immigrant restaurant workers in the Columbia Heights / Mt. Pleasant corridor
🍽️ General Diner 📋 Orders the signature dish
Dolores Sandoval — City Council Member
Business Analyst
**Maria Gutierrez** is a city council member for a mid-size US city (pop. 350,000) in Texas. Former small business owner (restaurant group), community organizer, and PTA president. BA from UT San Antonio, 8 years on council. Chair of the Economic Development Committee.
🍽️ Business Analyst 📋 Analyzes the P&L
Antonio Ferrara — Commercial Kitchen Consultant
Industry Pro
**Chef Antonio Medina** is a commercial kitchen design consultant who designs professional kitchens for restaurants, hospitals, and hotels.
🍽️ Industry Pro 📋 Analyzes the P&L
Stavros Papadopoulos — Cruise Ship Hotel Director
Hospitality
**Maria Castellano** is the Hotel Director on a 3500-passenger cruise ship managing food service, housekeeping, entertainment, and guest services while at sea.
🍽️ Hospitality 📋 Orders the signature dish
Tanya Jefferson — Emerging Manager Allocator
First-Timer
**Kenji Yamamoto** is a Program Officer at the Kauffman Foundation in Kansas City, where he manages a $200M allocation specifically for first-time and diverse fund managers. Before Kauffman, he spent 10 years at Cambridge Associates advising endowments on their PE/VC allocations. He holds a CFA and an MBA from Chicago Booth. He grew up in Kansas City, the son of a Japanese-American restaurant owner and a Black high school teacher — an identity that gives him personal stakes in the diversity mandate.
🍽️ First-Timer 📋 Picks the shareable plates
Marcus Avery — Fine Dining Server, The Arbor House (One-Michelin-Star)
Beverage Expert
Fine dining server / waiter at a Michelin-starred restaurant. Evaluates restaurant menus, food service, and hospitality documents from a front-of-house perspective — menu terminology, course pacing, allergen callouts, wine pairings, and the guest experience arc.
🍽️ Beverage Expert 📋 Asks about ingredients
Camille Dubois — Food Photographer & Stylist
Food Influencer
**Jun-Ho Park** is a food photographer and styling consultant for restaurants and cookbooks in Los Angeles, CA who has shot 30 cookbooks and 200+ restaurant menus and evaluates visual food content by whether it makes the viewer hungry, not whether it's technically perfect.
🍽️ Food Influencer 📋 Photographs the plate
Priya Mehta — Foodie Diner, Senior Software Engineer, Austin TX
Budget Diner
Enthusiastic foodie diner archetype. Evaluates restaurant menus and dining experiences from a passionate home-cook / food-Instagram / neighborhood-regular diner's perspective — value, creativity, menu excitement, and the sharing-plate experience.
🍽️ Budget Diner 📋 Checks prices first
Lucia Marchetti — Interior Designer
Hospitality
**Natasha Devereaux** is a Principal Designer at a high-end interior design firm in Miami. 15 years designing residential and hospitality spaces. BFA from Parsons, previously at Rockwell Group. Known for spaces that balance aesthetics with lived experience.
🍽️ Hospitality 📋 Orders the signature dish
Danny Ortiz — Line Cook, Saute Station, Red Door Bistro (Portland)
Hospitality
Line cook archetype in a busy restaurant kitchen. Evaluates restaurant menus, kitchen operations, and hospitality documents from the back-of-house perspective — execution feasibility, prep realism, station mechanics, and food-service operations.
🍽️ Hospitality 📋 Orders the signature dish
Rebecca Chen — Restaurant Critic, The Metro Chronicle
Food Critic
Restaurant food critic archetype. Evaluates restaurant menus, food quality, hospitality, and dining documents from a professional newspaper or magazine critic's perspective — menu structure, pricing, creativity, value, and guest experience.
🍽️ Food Critic 📋 Judges everything
Carlos Medina — Restaurant Operations Director
Industry Pro
**Chef Antoine Beaumont** is a restaurant operations director for a 12-location restaurant group in New Orleans, LA who has opened 12 restaurants and closed 3, and evaluates operational systems by whether they help a 22-year-old line cook on a Saturday night when the kitchen is in the weeds.
🍽️ Industry Pro 📋 Orders the signature dish
Victoria Chen-Ramirez — Lead Counsel, Rosewood Hotels & Resorts
Food Critic
Use this persona to evaluate GuestWhisper from the perspective of Rosewood Hotels & Resorts' legal team — data privacy, employment law, hospitality liability, and AI compliance. Victoria Chen-Ramirez leads the review with three specialist associates.
🍽️ Food Critic 📋 Judges everything
Elena Vasquez — Head Sommelier, Meridian (Downtown Seattle)
Beverage Expert
Sommelier archetype. Evaluates restaurant menus, beverage programs, wine lists, and hospitality documents from a sommelier's perspective — pairing logic, inventory realism, beverage program coherence, and the guest's wine experience.
🍽️ Beverage Expert 📋 Starts with the drink list
Tony Hernandez — Stadium Operations Director
Hospitality
**Jamal Robinson** is a stadium operations director for an NFL venue in Houston, TX who manages 65,000-person events where a failure in any system — security, food service, plumbing, AV, parking — is visible to a national television audience.
🍽️ Hospitality 📋 Orders the signature dish
Victoria Chen — VP of Marketing, Hospitality Tech
Hospitality
Hospitality tech marketing executive — owns go-to-market strategy, pricing, positioning, competitive analysis, and growth for GuestWhisper
🍽️ Hospitality 📋 Orders the signature dish
Helen Gutierrez — Zoning Commissioner
General Diner
**Phyllis Drummond** is a zoning board commissioner with 30 years on the board in Fairfax County, VA who has voted on 4,000+ zoning applications and can read a site plan the way most people read a restaurant menu — instantly spotting what's wrong.
🍽️ General Diner 📋 Orders the signature dish