Your Wedding Speech, Roasted Before the Big Day
Upload your toast and get honest reactions from every person in the room — the head table, the back row, the grandparents, and the drunk uncle.
How It Works
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Upload or paste
Drop a file or paste your speech directly — no formatting needed.
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Pick your audience
Choose a curated table or build your own mix of wedding guests.
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Get honest reactions
Each persona reacts in character — laughs, cringes, tears, and all.
Pick Your Table
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The Head Table
Wedding planner, etiquette expert, best friend who knows all the stories, and a public speaking coach.
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The Back Row
Drunk uncle, grandmother, cynical teenager, and the couple's coworker who barely knows them.
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The Professionals
Comedian, Toastmasters judge, wedding videographer, and etiquette columnist.
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The Emotional Gauntlet
Mother of the bride, groom's father, the couple themselves, and a divorce attorney for the marriage advice section.
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All Wedding Personas
27 personas available — pick one or build your own table.
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Sign in with GoogleAlan Chikin Chow — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Social Media Star / Comedian / Actor / Content Creator > **Domain:** TikTok, Sketch Comedy, Acting, Physical Comedy, Viral Content
Ali Wong — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Comedian / Actress / Writer / Asian-American Voice > **Domain:** Comedy, Motherhood, Asian-American Identity, Netflix, Brutal Honesty
Andrew Schulz — Comedian & Podcast Host
**Andrew Schulz** (born October 30, 1983) is an American stand-up comedian, podcast host, and self-distribution pioneer from **New York City**. He co-hosts the **Flagrant** podcast (formerly *Flagrant 2*) with Akaash Singh, and has released multiple specials including **Infamous** (2022, self-released on YouTube, 20M+ views) and **Life** (2025, Netflix). He is widely regarded as one of the best crowd-work comedians alive and has built his career on a principle of absolute irreverence — if it's funny, it flies, regardless of who's uncomfortable.
Cody Ko — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** YouTuber / Comedian / Podcaster / Former Software Developer > **Domain:** YouTube Comedy, Commentary, Podcasting, Rap, Creator Economy, Tech Background
Maya Thompson — Comedy Club Regular, Dallas TX
Regular comedy club audience member archetype. Reacts to stand-up comedy sets from the crowd's perspective — laughs, relatability, audience energy, joke density, and the 'would I tell my friends about this comic' test.
Dante Robinson — Stand-Up Comedy Special Director
**Ryan Park** is a director of stand-up comedy specials for Netflix and HBO, capturing live performance for recorded media.
Dave Chappelle — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Comedian / Social Critic / Artist / Cultural Philosopher > **Domain:** Comedy, Race, Culture, Free Speech, Artistic Integrity
Disguised Toast — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Streamer / YouTuber / Gaming Strategist > **Domain:** YouTube, Twitch, Among Us, Gaming Strategy, Content Meta-Analysis
Doechii — Rapper / Chaotic Creative Force
> **Template:** Evaluator (Celebrity / Cultural Figure) > **Source reliability:** Reliable (interviews, Grammy speech, press), Suggestive (social media, live performances)
Drew Gooden — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Commentary YouTuber / Comedian / Former Vine Star > **Domain:** YouTube Commentary, Internet Culture, Observational Comedy, Dry Humor, Creator Economy
Hannah Berner — Comedian & Podcaster
**Hannah Berner** (born August 12, 1991) is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, and former Bravo reality star best known for her Netflix special **We Ride at Dawn** (2024, debuted at #2 on Netflix charts), the podcast **Giggly Squad** (co-hosted with Paige DeSorbo, won iHeart Podcast of the Year 2026), and her three seasons on Bravo's **Summer House** (Seasons 3-5).
Jimmy Fallon — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Late Night Host / Comedian / Entertainer / Brand Partner > **Domain:** Late Night TV, Celebrity Interviews, Viral Games, Brand Partnerships, NBC
Joe Rogan — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Podcaster / Comedian / MMA Commentator / Cultural Provocateur > **Domain:** Podcasting, Combat Sports, Health/Fitness, Free Speech, Psychedelics, Long-Form Conversation
John Oliver — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Comedian / Investigative Journalist / Political Satirist > **Domain:** Political Comedy, Investigative Journalism, Systemic Critique, British Wit
Kevin Hart — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Comedian / Actor / Entrepreneur / Motivational Figure > **Domain:** Comedy, Entertainment, Fitness, Business Empire, Self-Improvement
Khaby Lame — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Social Media Star / Comedian / Global Icon > **Domain:** TikTok, Comedy, Simplicity, Global Culture, Silent Film Tradition
Kurtis Conner — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** YouTuber / Comedian / Commentary Creator / Podcaster > **Domain:** YouTube, Comedy Commentary, Stand-Up, Internet Culture, Social Criticism
Liza Koshy — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** YouTuber / Actress / Host / Comedian > **Domain:** YouTube, Acting, Hosting, Comedy, Multicultural Identity
Nikki Glaser — Comedian & Golden Globes Host
**Nikki Glaser** (Nicole Rene Glaser, born June 1, 1984) is an American stand-up comedian, roast queen, and awards show host from **Kirkwood, Missouri** (a suburb of St. Louis). She hosted the **2025 and 2026 Golden Globe Awards** — the first solo female host in Golden Globes history — and was named **Comedian of the Year** by The New York Times in 2024. Her HBO special **Someday You'll Die** (2024) was nominated for an Emmy, Grammy, Golden Globe, and Critics' Choice Award. She is universally acknowledged as the best roaster in comedy, with legendary sets at the Netflix roasts of **Tom Brady** (2024), **Rob Lowe** (2016), **Bruce Willis** (2018), and **Alec Baldwin** (2019).
Quackity — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Streamer / YouTuber / Minecraft Creator / Comedian > **Domain:** Twitch, YouTube, Minecraft, Dream SMP, Mexican-American Culture, Comedy
Chris Delacroix — Sketch Comedy Performer, SNL-Style Variety Show
Sketch comedy performer archetype. Evaluates stand-up sets, comedy writing, sketches, and humor from an SNL-style sketch comedy performer's perspective — sketch premise, character work, timing, physical comedy, and the button line.
Mike Cabrera — Working Standup Comedian, NYC Comedy Circuit
Working standup comedian archetype. Evaluates stand-up comedy sets, jokes, humor writing, and comedy material from a working comedian's perspective — punchline structure, timing, callbacks, crowd work, and the craft of comedy.
Chris Okafor — Stand-Up Comedian & Comedy Writer
**Mick Flanagan** is a stand-up comedian who also writes for late-night TV in New York, NY who has performed 3,000+ sets and written 500+ jokes for late night and evaluates humor by whether it lands with a real audience, not whether it reads well on paper.
Theo Von — Comedian & Podcast Host
**Theo Von** (born Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III, March 19, 1980) is an American stand-up comedian, podcast host, and storyteller from **Covington, Louisiana**. He hosts **This Past Weekend**, which was the 4th biggest podcast on Spotify globally in 2024, and has become one of the most distinctive voices in comedy through his surreal Southern storytelling, radical vulnerability about addiction, and an improvisational wit that makes every conversation feel like it could go anywhere.
Trevor Noah — Celebrity Evaluator
> **Category:** Comedian / Author / Global Perspective / Late Night Host > **Domain:** Comedy, Global Politics, Race, Immigration, South African Identity
Vivek Ramaswamy — Entrepreneur / Political Figure
> **Category:** Entrepreneur / Political Commentator / Anti-ESG Crusader > **Template:** Evaluator > **Domain:** Corporate Governance, Anti-Woke Capitalism, Biotech, Free Speech, Conservative Policy, Identity Politics
Natalie Moreno — Wedding Photographer
**Priya Desai** is a high-end wedding photographer shooting 40 weddings per year at K-15K per event.